MY TMI GANG HEAD CANNONS
- Alec can, will, and has forged Mayrse's signature, to bail Jace and Izzy out of trouble, with the clave.
- When Jia was consul, she always has them file two reports, one for records and legal purposes, and one with what actually happened, cause you know they 'smudged' the truth a little (a Lot.)
- Simon as a toddler was the type to put anything he could reach in his mouth, rocks, mud, bugs, he'd tried to lick a lit candle at least once.
- Clary was and ankle bitter 100%- much to Luke's amusement.
- Mayrse and Simon have the same coffee order - and and Amazing son-mother-in-law relationship.
- Clary Izzy and Magnus regularly have sleepovers and just rant about their boyfriends all night, and walk out with amazing manacures...Alec is not allowed in the loft during these.
- Alec and Magnus have a ranking of who they can ask to babysit Max and Rafe...it's based one how likely they are to give their toddler/baby deadly weapons and magical ideas, Jace and Izzy are towards the Bottom.
- Simon is either the best with baby/house sitting...or they place is in fire in 1/2 hour...there is no in between.
- Simon is the only one of them who can actually cook worth his ass...and no Magnus, elabrote meals summoned from around the world don't count.
- Alec is low-key a pyromaniac.
- They all have rotations to make sure that no of them are alone a night, cause they all have nightmares.
- one of them definitely has a very detailed kill list ..very detailed...and elaborate
- Simon takes April fools very serious...no one knows how he does it...but there all extra nice to him towards the end of March.
- Izzy and Magnus have drilled a fashion sense into everyone they regluarly interact with.
- Jace and Simon are both polygots and often have arguments switching between several languages...Alec has giving up trying to understand, and Magnus laughs his ass off, at his frustration.
- Izzy has is the type to fake a different accent everytime she order...much to the confusion of the barista at Java's.
- Eric named the band The Mortal Instruments...not Simon.
- Raziel killed George to get back at Simon.
- Raziel has watched the gang because he know if someone doesn't ...there gonna fuck up the world
-Simon absolutely despises angels...and low-key thinks Azazel was a Vibe... Clary thinks it's whatever...the Lightwoods are very concerned
- Alec has set off fireworks on the institute roof once..he never got caught
- Magnus gets a tattoo of their intials..after they all pass
- Sizzy has an open relationship for sex..but not dating...they also have a mission to sleep their way through New Yorks age appropriate shadowworld population.
- Simon know way to many people...like way to many people.
- after watching Spiderman No Way Home..they all just kinda clung to Simon..it hit too close to home.
- They all tease Jace over the fact that he's the only one to never meet Raziel despite the fact that his the reason he was summoned twice now.
- Jace is ridiculously vanilla....Clary is less.
My head cannon that makes no sense but lives rent free in my head any way is that Alec calls Simon Elijah...and he gives no explanation as to why.
Snarky, Blonde, 'Elite', Shadowhunters : Exsit
Nodody:
Not a Single Soul:
Simon:
Simon: Rivals/Friends/ intense Sexual Tension
Okay so I've had some thoughts about this, ESPECIALLY as a Simon fan. If you look at my account I think it's pretty obvious that my favourite character of all time is Simon Lewis-Lovelace-Lightwood, and alot of stuff in the newer books, including TFTSA bother me about his character. I hate how Cassie keeps trying to push him out, she killed off all his character development with George, even all the other TFTSA characters like Jon, Julie, ect, in the later book more or less ignore him and there reason for being there is cause if Jace and Clary. Simon is allowed to have friends that don't revolve around Clace. I feel like his whole asension is so forced, never once has Simon expressed anything other than being annoyed or even hateful of the Clave and Anything Shadow hunter, ( Including RAZIEL, you know the angel that dictates who survives the cup or not that more than likely despises his ass after CoLS) so him wanting to be a shadowhunter is very unlike him.
Even so he should have been George's, or even Marisols Parbati, not Clarys. Not that I think he would have one period, He's JEWISH, a huge part of that is not marking your skin, including tattoos or Runes, which Are literally burned onto your skin! I feel like Cassie writes his faith over as character convenience, and other than the star of David, it Earley mentioned.
Cassie should have explored his experience gaining his memories back and rediscovering his place in the shadow world...which as a Mundane he would have had to CARVE.HIS.WAY. INTO! Even with his status. Like his strength of of will is imaculate, and his mental strength his what got him through, and is commented on by magnus or Alec (I don't rember) in LBOTW. But if course that is shoved under the rug, to make room for Julian and Emma...and of course more Clace. The only characters That really get explored outside of Clace is Malec, and I feel like that's mostly due to there fan base. Like Simon out smarted and/or out willed, Lilith(the mother of demons!) Azazel( LUCIFERS second in command), Raziel( a fucking angel) Asmodeus,Samuel,Valentine, Sebastian, Molachi, Robert Lightwood, Jace, The Seelie Queen, Raphael Santiago...shall I continue?? He deserves respect from that alone.
Don't get me wrong I love Clace, and Climon is one of my favorite friendships, but it's not focused on outside of competition for Jace( which he wins,cause why would Simon's literally life and or sanity outway his angst??) Or plot convince to get Clary where she needs as a character ( to get closer with Jace.) Even isebelle, like I love Sizzy, but her whole personality went from being a whip welding badass, to being a shallow heartthrob, who is only with Simon. There whole relationship ship is so forced...but she needed someone to take Simon attention of Clary,(so her primary focus can one again be Jace)
My god I never meant to write this much but damn Simon Slander gets me pissed, HES FUCKING IMPORTANT AND IN PAIN ANF UNDERAPPRECIATED, SOMEONE GIVE HIM A HUG!!!
I feel like I should mention my theory that George only died because Raziel couldn't take his grudge out on Simon, so he took it out on his BROTHER!!!
I think in the Tales, Simon was concerned that he couldn't become Clary's parabatai because he's a bit older than her and close to 18. But it was explained to him that becoming a vampire stopepd his aging, so he's still 17 and still has time to complete his training, Ascend and then take the parabatai oath.
I think CoB started with Clary's birthday but I can't remember if it was her 15th or 16th (I think 15th, because I remember my shock at how young when was lol). Considering that the whole TMI story happened in months (I really don't think it was years) and the vampire thing, he still had time.
All is possible for Clare's darlings! as long as she can play matchy matchy and pair everyone up in some way or another to play on that nostalgia factor.
Like why would Simon be parabatai with someone who's virtually a stranger to him after the memory loss curse?
Why because Clare needs everyone and everything to revolve around Clary (and by extension Jace and the SH world)!
Angel forbid Simon actually forgot all about them and lived his life as normal without having to abandon his family, friends and religion.
She even killed off George to make sure Simon could get the Lovelace last name AND didn't have to choose between him and Clary đđđ
It was Claryâs 16th birthday in City of Bones. As the events of The Mortal Instruments take place in 2007, and Tales takes place some months after COHF, itâs somewhere in 2008. Simon would turn 18 in October that year and Clary would turn 17 in August. And since Simon was physically stuck at the same age some time, thereâs that.
Okay, they are both under 18 even if Simon didnât manage to push through his education and ascension before October. Itâs a tight schedule but conveniently Simon has a reason why Clary and Simon can happen as parabatai. Itâs not exactly pushing the rules because it does fit and kind of make sense, but again, itâs convenient.
Parabatai were told to be rare, but now many characters have one after Clare got more enthusiastic about it after concocting The Infernal Devices. Before Clockwork Angel the only book in the series to use the word parabatai was City of Bones. Simon and Clary donât feel like parabatai. I forgot they were when reading The Lost Book of the White until the line âHe was standing in front of his sister and his parabatai and his parabataiâs girlfriend and her parabatai.â Thatâs more parabatais used than in CoA and DoG combined (which was none).
Simon continuing on with his life wouldâve been good for him. Clary wouldâve lost something, the story wouldâve had more stakes. Simon did the heavy lifting for the plot in TMI and suffered for it. Simon got dragged into the shadow world because he didnât want to leave Clary, but this way Clary couldâve let Simon go to live his human life with his friends and family. But whoâd be Claryâs parabatai? Whoâd date Isabelle?
Matchy, matchy.
I hope that when Simon and Isabelle get married, Simon takes the Lightwood name. I hate that nostalgia-baiting with the name Lovelace.
Sizzy is some of the kinkiest mother fuckers to ever exist...change my mind
YESSS I Want more content of them just chilling out being kids and stuff! Julie and Beatriz being Parabati, Simon and Jon's rivalry/begrudgingly friends! Marisol,Simon and George confusing the rest of them with basic Mundane things, and vise versa with shadowhunter stuff. Casual mentiong of 'The possum incident. Isabelle just showing up randomly and people just stop questioning it. The gang protecting Simon for "paparazzi" with out him knowing. I need this. some tag me if you write it pls.
Iâve been rereading Tales from Shadowhunter Academy and I need Academy kids content so bad. Give me the marisolxJon. Give me more of the kids. Especially with George Lovelace. Ugh does anyone ANYONE write them or take requests? đŤ Iâm desperate.
So you know how in CoHF, toward the end after Simon loses his memories and all, they go and tell him about it cause he names his band 'The Mortal Insruments'?? Remember in CoB when he said that Eric picked the band name? I just have a theory that maybe Simon didn't even name the band, like the rest of the band knew about the shadow world, like they've met Isabelle. Imagine if Eric or Kirk or Matt named the band? Like just imagine that while their all talking to him about remembering, he's soooo confused but just goes along with it cause this boi is in complete Pansexual panic over all the VERY attractive people talking to him randomly, so he just goes along with it. And we know the rest. I just love the thought of someone else being the reason he gets to re-learn his life.
One of my favorite parts of COB-COG, and in the beginning og CoFA, is that according to Jace, him and Simon are really good friends, he genuinely believes that him and Simon bicker like siblings ( and they do in the later books) but at the same time Simon thinks Jace genuinely hates him, and wants him gone. Like no he love you....it so sad yet so innocent and I love it, cause they both deserve good things and it right there, but Simon doesn't think he's loved and it shows.
What ever you do don't imagine Simon asking Alec and Jace about Shadowhunter marriage puposals, while at the same time Izzy's asking Clary about the Mundane traditions, cause they both want to purpose and stereotypical gender roles don't effect them.
I want a Sizzy serial killer AU fic. I can't write fics, someone write one and tag me pls!
Fanon Simon: A lovable adorable cinnamon roll, who could never hurt a fly.
Canon Simon: A sarcastic asshole who rival Jace in sass.
I have this theory that after Simon Accends, him and Alec just completely switch roles in the TMI gangs dynamic. Like Alec just becomes this Chotic gay that just says and does stuff randomly and everyone just looks at him. And Simon reluctantly become "The Mom Friend" and attempt to keep everyone in check, and make sure they eat and just be 'gag' responsible.
TMI Gang on a mission after edom
Alec: * makes a plan*
Simon: That's a shitty plan
Alec: okay you might have pulled through in Edom, but I make the plans!
Alec: I kept Jace and Izzy alive before you showed up
Simon: That's because your plans are shitty but theirs are somehow worse
Jace and Izzy: That's fair
The TMI Gang in the first half if TMI:
Idk guys maybe we should wait for the adults
The TMI Gang in the second half of TMI:
The adults are useless, guess we have to do this ourselves.
The TMI Gang in TDA:
Wait...WE ARE THE ADULTS!!
I want more Dark!Simon Lewis fics. I want a dark, twisted morally grey, possibly insane murder happy Simon. Fics where he sees merit in Camilles ideals, where he's done with the crap the 'shadowhunter' put him through with out any recognition. Fics where he's a demon, or a serial killer. Make him be a solo act badass, or make him have a partner in crime, Saia, Sizzy, Jimon, Simon/ Jonathon, I DON'T CARE. All they others get these AU( Alec, Magnus, Clary ect.), Simon has more greater demon kills then the rest of the group combined, Lilith, Abbadon, the whole Azazel thing.He got an angel to listen to him. Asmodues has his immortal life force!! I want fic where they change up his curse and Asmoudes uses him to raise Lucifer or something. Lilith and Camille both sought him out directly in there attempt at power, I'm tired of him being portrayed as a tag along, he literally carried the team through out the dark war! He watched someone he though of as his brother die, and everyone just kinda brushes over it like it didn't matter!! I want that backlash, this is the guy who THREATENED an actual angel! He doesn't just tag along and get kidnapped. The entire shadow world just kinda treats him like the weak link, when he's not! Remember, he went through the entire mortal instrument without an once of formal training, and still killed THE MOTHER OF DEMONS, beat Jace in CoLS, figured out how to survive Edom, killed abbadon on Day 1. Even Alec says he goes undervalued. I want more BAMF Simon fics. Simon Lewis people, appreciate him.
I find the fact that Simon and Alec keep walking on on each other in *compromising positions * hilarious. It's like the trapped in a endless loop. And I love the Alec and Simon bromance in TSC
Simon would be loaded by now.....
Aline: If I had a nickel for every time I've been kidnapped, I wouldn't have any money, but I'd have peace of mind
Simon: Good for you
simon lewis is his own pov is so funny because I was rereading the scene of him summoning Raziel and the way he's like "oh I don't know how introduce myself because I'm just Some Guy who has no titles or great deeds to his name :/" DUDE YOU KILLED LILITH?????????
I am absolutely certain that Simon was the captain of his schoolâs debate team. I know a podium hates to see him coming.
This scene has always confused me a little. I know that Jace really did miss Simon because he was the first real friend he ever made, but is that what he was going to say? Does he wish Simon remembered how they overcame their hatred of each other and grew into friends who truly cared for each other? Or does he feel guilty when Simon treats him like a friend and wish simon remembered how much he should hate him? I can never figure out whether Jace is guilty or hopeful in this scene. Does Jace feel that he doesnât deserve to be treated with the trust and affection Simon shows him at the academy, or does he wish Simon remembered their shared experiences and what it took them to become real friends?
My favourite detail is that the backgrounds in these drawings reflect the characters and how they relate to each other. Clary is the sky and Simon is the moon and stars, but Jace is the sun. Simon is dark, the nightâs child, and Jace is light, a child of the angels. Clary dreamed of Jace with bright golden wings, and Simon with dark black wings. Jace is brought back by an angel, Simon is taken away by a demon.
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One thing that Iâd love to see more of is the dynamic between Simon and Catarina. She said he reminds her of her son?? And Simon is severely lacking in a stable mother figure??? I wish we got to see him from her perspective. Their relationship was my absolute favourite thing from tftsa, I want more.
Name a more iconic duo than a twink
And a redhead!!
"oh i really love xyz character-" really? outside the context of shipping?
âEverybody knows you are a devil with the ladies, with your poetically puffed shirt and irresistible pantsâŚâ
âLord Montgomery considers nothing but his own desires. Iâll tell you something else. Lord Montgomery has a very large estate⌠and pretty extensive grounds too.â
Forever disappointed by my ability to draw glasses.
Rebecca Lewis, my underrated favourite. I wish we got more of her honestly. (Plus yossarian)
Does anyone else wonder how Izzyâs alcoholism-adjacent habits will play out in her relationship with Simon, whose mother was an alcoholic? He spend his formative years around alcohol abuse, I wonder how the dynamic will affect him and how the two of them deal with it. I would request a fic but I unfortunately do not know where to do so (despair, sadness).