ah fuck it I'm gonna come out and say it
I am either going to softly and loving headbutt that old man (medic) in the chest...OR I AM GONNA B I T E HIS LOVEHANDLES...CHEWING ON HIM!!! FOR ENRICHMENT!!!
(I couldn't post this and you're, once again, the medic self ship artist in my mind. Bite the old man)
I'm sure he's very nutritious