Hyrule: I will never understand people.
Legend: They’re the worst.
*Kind of Modern lu au*
Legend holding up a water bottle: You see this water bottle? The amount of water in there is how much I care.
Wind: There’s no water in there though…
Legend: I know.
Wind: You know what to say!
Four deadpan: Y'aint the boss of me.
Twilight crying tiny little tears: I'm so proud
Hermione: I'm going to be a neurosurgeon when I grow up! Ron: What do neurosurgeons do? Hermione: It's mostly just removing tumours Harry: ngl, Draco is a tumour, can you remove him? Hermione: Are you sure it's a tumour? Draco, sitting right next to them: Excuse me- Ron: A parasite. Harry: vermin. Ron: trash mongerer.