Tbb Incorrect Quotes - Blog Posts
Could not NOT share this as I love both these and I do the Stitch voice for others lol. Plus, Crosshair and Omega are my favorite characters in tbb
*The Bad Batch watching Lilo and Stitch*
"Ohana means family, and family means no one gets left behind... or forgotten."
Crosshair: *glares at Hunter*
Hunter: It happened one time-
Crosshair: Three kriffing times.
Hunter: Well, you're here now, aren't you?
Crosshair:
Crosshair: Stitch would be fucking disappointed in you.
Hunter: Stop swearing in front of Omega.
Hunter: Even if it's her, I'll kill that boy. I made it clear that he should not approach her closer than three kilometers. The little girl will be without a biological father, but then there are us.
Omega: Should I even say I'm not their mother?
SM-33: Tell that to that pirate whose arms you twisted so that he can't use them. Or the thug who's paralyzed from the neck down. Or that group of pirates who stutter at the mention of your name.
Hunter: So, are you teaching at the republican flight academy there, or are you seizing power in the criminal world?
Crosshair and Wrecker in the background: * proud of their girl*
If Omega had found the Skeleton Crew instead of Jod (Part 2)
Crosshair: "Please, tell me none of those are yours."
Wrecker: "Aww, look! Baby Omega's!"
Fern: *Frowns from her spot on Omega's back* "We're not hers, and we're not babies!"
Hunter: "Can we talk about this for a second?"
Omega: *Brushing KB's hair* "What? I've taken care of kids before!"
Hunter: "That was a prison break, Omega! And Sami still has nightmares about the time you released a rampaging zillo beast onto the facility!"
Wim: "Cool..."
Echo: *Whispers* "Are we sure the blonde one isn't hers?"
tech: what happened to your homework??
omega: well…
tech: if you say that batcher ate it i will ground you
omega: it might sound crazy what i’m about to say…
crosshair: i need a hand with-
echo: *trying not to laugh*
crosshair: if you say what i think-
echo: you can borrow mine
crosshair: …
echo: …
crosshair: *sighs* i hate you
echo telling dad jokes >>
tech: *saying a random fact*
echo: *holding in laugh* TECHnically-
everyone: *face palms*
echo: CMON THAT ONE WAS GOOD
I laughed so hard about that, that a made this up
Echo: Must be hard not being able to laugh
Tech: I do have a sense of humor you know
Echo: I’ve never heard you laugh before
Tech: I’ve never heard you say anything funny
Hunter: I see the red flags, I acknowledge that they're there, and then I completely ignore them.
Tech: Phee and I are no longer friends. Phee: TECH THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL PEOPLE THAT WE’RE DATING!
Hunter: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk? Tech: *sighing* Crosshair. Crosshair: Fuck shit up out there, but don’t die. Wrecker: *wiping away a tear* So inspirational.
Tech: WHAT'S YOUR TYPE Phee: Anything, honestly, but nerds especially Tech, desperately, as Phee bleeds out: YOUR BLOOD TYPE Phee: Oh! B positive. Tech: DONT TRY TO CHEER ME UP JUST TELL ME YOUR BLOOD TYPE Phee:
Omega: Imagine if someone handed you a box full of all the things you lost throughout your life.
Crosshair: It would be nice to have my sense of purpose back...
Tech: Oh wow, my childhood innocence! Thank you for finding this.
Hunter: My will to live! I haven't seen this in years.
Wrecker: I knew I lost that potential somewhere.
Echo: Mental stability, my old friend! Omega: Could you guys just lighten up a little?
Crosshair: Bro, why don’t you ask me if I give a fuck?
Wrecker: Do you give a fuck?
Crosshair: Of course. We’re brothers.
Tech: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If is bites you and you die, it's venomous. Crosshair: What if it bites me and it dies?! Echo: Then your poisonous. Jesus Christ, Crosshair, learn to listen.
Wrecker: What if it bites itself and I die?
Hunter: That’s voodoo.
Omega: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Hunter: That’s correlation, not causation.
Crosshair: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Echo: That’s kinky.
Tech: Oh my God.
Star Wars: The Bad Batch (7/?)
Star Wars + Text Posts & Headlines
🤔 so that’s why my back has been hurting lately…
crosshair: why is hunter using your datapad?
tech: he's trying to figure out what the term 'single father' connotates.
echo: single father?
tech: phee told him that he gave off those... 'vibes'
hunter, reading off the datapad: 'common traits of a single father are being grumpy more often than not, making a loud grunting noise when sitting down or getting up, and nonsensical moral obligations to take care of everyone. they also typically are not actual fathers...'
echo:
echo: holy shit-
Wow, hehe… Pretty much everyone who hates me all at one table… Just like the old days.
Rampart