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Mag 101
I'm running out of edgy captions for these things
This is what Nikola Orsinov looks like
The ads here are all very Stranger. I like saving them to dissect their Wrongness later. I like this cake one, though. No cursed faces, no floating limbs, no almost-words, just cakes!
This ad feels like a lure of the stranger but a very innocent and new lure. Yes. That is cakes, good job.
Interesting that the first time we hear Sasha’s voice is also when we’re first introduced to the stranger
Edit: it’s the second time we hear of the stranger
There is the episode with the girl who is favored by the the watching the guy who eats his books
All Tumblr ads with, very few exceptions, are manifestations of The Stranger
THIS IS SO COOL HDJSKSLQKFVRKAK
The Fears
Pixel art for The Magnus Archives :｡･:*:･ﾟ’★ please don’t repost or edit ｡･:*:･ﾟ’★ Available on redbubble and as cross stitch patterns on kofi!!
they will be dealt with
Blinking in disbelief as the individual passed him on the street alive and well, local serial killer Aaron Samuel Christensen confirmed to reporters Tuesday that he could have sworn he killed that guy already. “Is my memory playing tricks on me, or did I not just flay and disembowel that guy two weeks ago?” the bewildered murderer said as he racked his brain trying to place the strangely familiar man, adding that something about the guy’s face made him all but certain he had already peeled it off and worn it around his apartment as a mask. “Was he the one whose ears I tried pickling with that new recipe? Can’t be, he still has both.
Full Story
Pros and cons and dating the avatars of each entity
The Vast
Pros: Literally the best romantic dates ever. Picnicking in the middle of wide-open skies, or giant lakes that stretch on and on forever.
Cons: Kissing at terminal velocity is not as fun as it's cracked up to be.
The Corruption
Pros: Loves you with an intensity. Very clingy. Very touchy-feely.
Cons: You will live in a literal rat's nest.
The Eye
Pros: Knows all your likes and dislikes, knows exactly what you're feeling and what to say and do to make you happy.
Cons: For some reason soon after you start dating them all your computer privacy settings stop working.
The Spiral
Pros: Knife hands! Doors! Corridors! Slowly losing and questioning your sanity the more you spend time with them! Being unsure if they even exist! Fractals! Patterns! What's not to like??
Cons: None!
The Buried
Pros: The blanket forts...... all the blanket forts.......
Cons: Loves the dirt more than they love you.
The Desolation
Pros: Hot.
Cons: Hot.
The Stranger
Pros: They buy so many skin products that your skin will be almost unnaturally smooth after dating them for a few months. Dances with them are great.
Cons: The number of mannequins in the house is starting to get disturbing.
The Dark
Pros: They snap their fingers and the lights instantly go off. Candlelit romance anytime, anywhere.
Cons: There are only so many conversations you can have about the "beauty of the dark sun" until dinner talk grows stale. Will definitely try to convert you to their creepy cult.
The End
Pros: Pulls off the goth aesthetic extremely well, if you're into that.
Cons: Constantly reminds you that you're either going to break up, get married or die, and muses aloud their speculations about which one it'll be. Also, the only album they ever listen to is MCR's Black Parade.
The Flesh
Pros: Very interesting good in bed.
Cons: You will constantly find yourself sighing, "Jason, tell me the truth. Did you cook human meat for dinner AGAIN?!"
The Hunt
Pros: Extremely passionate kisses. Almost ravenous, you could say.
Cons: furry :/
The Slaughter
Pros: cute when they angy!
Cons: You tried to make a "you're not you when you're hungry" joke once and they nearly stabbed your eye out.
The Web
Pros: I mean who doesn't love extra eyes and legs?
Cons: "vriska did nothing wrong"
The Lonely
Pros: Will give you space whenever you need it. Maybe more enthusiastically than you'd want.
Cons: Wants to see you so little you're not even sure whether you're in a relationship anymore. You talk to them once every three weeks. Embarrasses you at the annual Institute party.
Have you ever been so annoyed by the sun you understood the entire plot of The Stranger?
The narrator in The Stranger be like “why does the prosecutor hate me so much?” my brother in Christ you murder a guy because of the sun.
The problem w the Magnus archives is that it’s got such a widely applicable power/allignmentish system that once u get into it the urge to assign characters from other series entities like edgier hogwarts houses is irresistible.
… in that night alive with signs and stars, I opened myself to the gentle indifference of the world
Would anyone be interested in buttons based off of The Entities??
* Me phoning my best friend *
Her : MAY I PLEASE INFODUMP ON ALBERT CAMUS TO YOU
Stay yourself, stay curious
READING DATE WITH MY BESTFRIEND
I luckily got to bring home this collection of Albert Camus' book published by Vintage International.
Thank you Acolyte for extending the Star Wars fixation. Expect more
Is this your face, or did you steel it?
Has it always belonged to you?
Is that their face, or did they take it?
Was it maybe yours before?
If it was yours, well, take it back,
To remember who you were.
If it was not, it does not matter
Fore individuals are no more.
Dawn a new facade and then
You can invent youself again.
It is an endless game like this
You take their face, they take his.
The game is played at any cost,
Untill all sense of self is lost.
Statement of Joe Spooky regarding a rude awakening: I just got woken up by a very loud train horn which sounded exactly like a calliope organ and for a second I thought I was gonna die in the Unknowing
I've DONE the silly little skincare I've DONE the silly little masks I've DONE the silly little scrubs WHERE IS THE CLOWN TO TAKE MY SKIN
Almost started crying while listening to mag 119. Like holy fucking shit
Remember to keep your core engaged Nikola!
The Fears
Pixel art for The Magnus Archives :｡･:*:･ﾟ’★ please don’t repost or edit ｡･:*:･ﾟ’★ Available on redbubble and as cross stitch patterns on kofi!!