Waking Up - Blog Posts
If you're waking/about to wake up- Remember:
Save yourself the trouble,
Poop before leaving the house
Waking up in the morning feels like
Usually, when I wake up, for the first few seconds, there's foggy mental confusion, no internal monologe, just vibes. I sorta just realized that my first internal thought were... not typical. So, now I'm keeping a collection.
Today, I woke up and I was so disappointed
I woke up in a cold sweat this morning, grabbed my phone, and frantically searched if Andy Serkis was still alive. I was very happy to learn he wasn't dead.
I don't know I just was utterly convinced the second I woke up that he was dead and that made me extremely sad.
Falling asleep alone.
Waking up together.
Gently waking you up by giving you a blowjob, smiling at the soft moans you make
"Hello, sweetie." I purr. "How we doing today?" I ask as I slowly crawl up your body and settle my hips on yours.
finding myself drifting to sleep in your arms knowing that waking up next to you will be a great reason to wake up for