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Lil sis who found out about your incest kink
Lil sis who's blackmailing you with it, forcing you to do her homework and chores and whatever other menial task she doesn't want to deal with
Lil sis who who starts assigning you pointless tasks because controlling you makes her feel powerful
Lil sis who looks for other ways to feel powerful and in control of you
Lil sis who ties you up to watch you squirm helplessly
Lil sis who spanks you for failing to get her some tea while you're bound uselessly on her bed
Lil sis who realizes how easily she could fuck you into a whimpering mess beneath her
This is what inspired the script above.
Emps after finding out the Primarchs are doing the hanky panky:
The Emperor knows
(This story is interchangeable, but I'm using the female Primarchs from the Femmarch au)
*The Scene: The Emperor has called his daughters to an impromptu private council. None of the sisters know why, but it's pretty clear how serious this is*
Emps: Listen, im going to make this clear and concise. *he narrows his eyes and scans over his daughters* I know.
Horus: Know what, father?
Emps: Don't Bullshit me! I KNOW...
*All the sisters begin looking around awkwardly at each other or shamefully away from each other*
Emps: It was brought to my attention, and while truthfully, I couldn't care less what escapades each of you get up to in your own time. If these activities were to come to light, it would set the wrong example for our Imperium. So, if all of your "relations" are to continue, ensure they are kept quiet.
Fulgrim: *evil smile* That means you two. *she points to Guilliman and Angron*
Angron :What do you mean, us!?!
*Angron raging and nearly leaps across the table at her sadistic sister. Guilliman holds her back*
Fulgrim:*laughs* Oh, come on! Last night, I swear all of Terra could hear you two from orbit.
* Both Guilliman and Angron sit back, blushing ashamed*
Khan: You're one to speak Phoenician. You and Ferrus are practically inside one another any chance you get.
Fulgrim: Ahh, just like you and dear Magnus when you lock yourselves in the library for "Special Research"
Sanguinius: Alright, I think we've all had our fun. Now--
Fulgrim: I don't wanna hear any lectures from you! We all know who actually holds Horus' leash.
*Sanguinius sits back down flustered. Horus leans over, trying to comfort her*
Emps: Alright, Enough! As I said, I was made aware of all your escapades. This means I DO NOT want to HEAR NOR SEE anything outside of your private chambers. Do I make myself clear?
*All the primarchs nod in acknowledgement, except Mortarion*
Mortarion: *confused* Wait. You're all fucking?
---*End scene*---
(This is basically my scripting process when I make comics)
The Emperor knows
(This story is interchangeable, but I'm using the female Primarchs from the Femmarch au)
*The Scene: The Emperor has called his daughters to an impromptu private council. None of the sisters know why, but it's pretty clear how serious this is*
Emps: Listen, im going to make this clear and concise. *he narrows his eyes and scans over his daughters* I know.
Horus: Know what, father?
Emps: Don't Bullshit me! I KNOW...
*All the sisters begin looking around awkwardly at each other or shamefully away from each other*
Emps: It was brought to my attention, and while truthfully, I couldn't care less what escapades each of you get up to in your own time. If these activities were to come to light, it would set the wrong example for our Imperium. So, if all of your "relations" are to continue, ensure they are kept quiet.
Fulgrim: *evil smile* That means you two. *she points to Guilliman and Angron*
Angron :What do you mean, us!?!
*Angron raging and nearly leaps across the table at her sadistic sister. Guilliman holds her back*
Fulgrim:*laughs* Oh, come on! Last night, I swear all of Terra could hear you two from orbit.
* Both Guilliman and Angron sit back, blushing ashamed*
Khan: You're one to speak Phoenician. You and Ferrus are practically inside one another any chance you get.
Fulgrim: Ahh, just like you and dear Magnus when you lock yourselves in the library for "Special Research"
Sanguinius: Alright, I think we've all had our fun. Now--
Fulgrim: I don't wanna hear any lectures from you! We all know who actually holds Horus' leash.
*Sanguinius sits back down flustered. Horus leans over, trying to comfort her*
Emps: Alright, Enough! As I said, I was made aware of all your escapades. This means I DO NOT want to HEAR NOR SEE anything outside of your private chambers. Do I make myself clear?
*All the primarchs nod in acknowledgement, except Mortarion*
Mortarion: *confused* Wait. You're all fucking?
---*End scene*---
(This is basically my scripting process when I make comics)
Juno (Fem Guilliman) The Fem Primarch of the UltraMOOrines is dominated by her dear sister, Atlantia (fem Angron) Lioness of Khorne.
Fem Magnus found out her sister (Fem Jagathai) is fast in every respect
* Also, I know this one is not gonna be promoted as much cause it's shmexy, so might you please reblog perchance 🥺👉👈*
Don't you love when ur stress toy is regenerative. Don't mind the tears. She asked for it.
This is slowly becoming my favourite ship. I relate so much to fem Vulkan here. Now, all I need is my own fem Konrad! 🫠
Here, have more fem Vulcan x Konrad art 😆 🤣
I don't like being called out like this! 😳😤
"You're like a sister to me" to most people: Relationship killer, friendzoning to the highest degree
"You're like a sister to me" to perverted trans fems: One of the hottest most intimate things you could possibly say
So here is my Fem Vulkan design and some fun primarchcest art.
A friend brought this ship to my attention, and I love it. I expect hotter more spicy art tomorrow, hopefully!!!
Okay, I wanted to try actually doing some depraved art. Thanks to all my moots for finally pushing me over the edge.
I call it
"Fulgrim and her failed Ferra clones"
She had Fabius make her clones of Ferra, but none matched the original. But why be wasteful?
So I don't know why, or how, but I got my toxic yuri wires crossed! So here have the crossover/mix up au that is the Ochako Heresy
Sorry, I'm reblogling cuz I feel nobody saw this 😭
Some shitty sketches of Bovine Juno reunited with her ex lover/sister Atlantia Lioness of Khorne
Happy Valentines Day! I'm just gonna go buy some more minis and finish my fnaf marines, hopefully.
Some shitty sketches of Bovine Juno reunited with her ex lover/sister Atlantia Lioness of Khorne
Happy Valentines Day! I'm just gonna go buy some more minis and finish my fnaf marines, hopefully.
HEY I WAS THE REASON THAT MEME WAS MADE!!!! OMG!!! this is so freaking funny. No one! And I mean NO ONE cared who I was untill I drew some gender bend yuricest!!!!
Lmao, some people clearly haven't been in a lot of fandoms before, because shipcest has existed since the beginning of the fandoms in general. And with the source material as old and as popular as Warhammer, duh, of course there are going to be people shipping incest. Hell, in some cases, it's even outright canon.
(The art OP in the screenshots is referring to I actually a perfectly cute and SFW art of fem!Perturabo and fem!Rogal. Like it's genuinely an adorable and perfectly harmless little butch4butch comic, kudos to the artist :'3)
Luckily, people in the replies are mostly going "Well, duh, it's been there for a long time, especially with the canon Primarchs))
I laugh at the double standard, how some 40k fans are so anti Primarchcest and make sure to state their hatred and shame/attack the shippers... But then worship artists like Ginnias, who arguably ships something worse, from the antis' point of view: Horus x Emperor aka dadson/parent-child incest. And it's not like it's hidden from the public, they (Ginnias) are pretty open about their ship. But antis still love and use their art, interact with them and generally don't bat an eye 🙃 Why is shipping brothers worse than shipping actual father and son together? Double standard much?
(Both are good, just making it clear. You go Emperor x Primarch x Emperor fans!)
And that is not to mention all the equally talented artists that also ship Primarchcest, but, apparently, their art is so good, people just... Try to ignore the ship arts? (For example, that one Roboute artist, who also ships him with Lion. Saw their nonship art used in the lore video, lmao)
Anyway:
Tis a bit of pet peeve of mine, but, as far as I can tell, the anti ship situation in 40k fandom is not that bad compared to uhm... Other more mainstream fandoms. You know which ones I'm talking about, right? But it's still a shame that there even is such a thing, considering how messed up the source material is.
Well, a different couple were gonna be next, but then I read a little vampire yuricest post, and it really inspired me to make this comic.
I feel you all knew that Hathor and Sanguina would be paired together, but I couldn't quite get what I wanted to do. But hey, it all worked out!
I hope those of you who do enjoy these posts of mine enjoy this one cause I'm pretty proud of it!
I love how the line work turned out on this one!
Oh yeah, I also made this Dorn x Petra(Fem Perturabo) comic
This one is what started my fem primarch yuri kick. Still my favourite!
Fulgrim is loving Kassandra's new leash
So, the first post, completely new to Tumblr. Have my latest completed peice.
I miss icky people in my dms
girls kissing with tongue and lots of saliva are so hot
secret 3rd option:
deliberately eat the cereal dry in hopes your little sister will punish you and milk you dry instead
you pour yourself a bowl of cereal, but then realize there's no milk on the fridge!! you have two options...
milk your big sister's fat tits
OR
milk your little sister's thick cock
choose wisely...
i need my big sis to breed me so hard that i can't form coherent thoughts for the next day.
maybe even fucked my both my big sis and little sis as i take their massive girldicks in me. greedily sucking off my little sis as she grabs a hold of my head to move it for me. being degraded and told just how much of a slut i am, and how wrong what we're doing is.
even after i cum i want them to use my holes for their pleasure filling me completely from both ends and left a quivering shaking mess on my cum stained bed
sorry for being nerdy, may i suck you off sis?
As a leading expert in sex, let me tell you my classification schema for different type of masturbation techniques.
first, i will define masturbation as an act that is done for sexual pleasure, alone or with someone else.
when classifying masturbation, the most important factor is the location where sexual pleasure is applied. these can be:
Penile (shaft of the penis)
Testicular
Clitoral (including the head of the penis)
Labial
Vaginal
Perineal (on the perineum)
Anal
Extra-Sexual (not related to the sex organs)
Mental (eg erotic hypnosis)
then the means of masturbation:
manual (without a toy)
vibratory instrumental (with vibrating toy)
non-vibratory instrumental (with a non vibrating sex toy)
then the manner of masturbation:
rubbing
hammering (touching and then not touching something repeatedly, for example riding a dildo/ penis)
mental does not have the means or manner subtypes. meaning there is 49 types of masturbation.
there is also co-masturbation, which enables masturbation but isn't masturbation itself, such as porn, erotica, and lube
and also anti-masturbation, which halts masturbation, such as a safe word or shame when a parent comes home