Me Too, The Fuck?

i have no fucking idea what i'm talking about anymore but i'm right.

You have a dinner date for seven pm. What time do you arrive?

sasalele

reblog the money pigeon for a financially stable future

It's fucken hot outside (am not American so idgf if it's cold for you) and to avoid sitting on the bed and by default under the sun, I'm now on the floor on what I like to call a

✨️mattress chair✨️

and I heavily recommend it.

10/10

Cursed

Rt-

colored cinematic universe

Summoning your bestie like

Beautiful

This was too brilliant to not share with you all.

based on a real thing that happened at work this week (no kids were hurt but holy shit was it funny)

Fuck Travis