“you Can’t Give ALL Your Muses Adhd-” Oops I Did It Again! Funny How That Works I -i Just Thought

i’mma be honest. i don’t see jackal as a relationship person. i mean there might be an exception here or there but the closest she’lll ever be with someone, romantically is if you wake up and you’re on an operating table-

jackal is definitely the type who would rather you compliment her mind / intelligence rather than her looks. now don’t get me wrong, she knows she’s gorgeous! and will definitely use that sometimes, but lordy does she have a huge ego that stems mainly from knowing how smart she is and would totally be all smug and satisfied when you praise that. this also goes in line with how her ego can just totally overtake her caution and let her plans go to foil so it’s also a good way to like completely manipulate her but that’s another thing-

she also does get the tiniest bits awkward when her looks are complimented, given how she wears the mask almost 24/7 and becomes even more so when her eyes are praised.

my jackal’s bday is february 10th........a......a day after fu hua’s yes i am making work for myself

that scene from unus annus where ethan runs up the stairs on all fours and mark is just “what what the fuck was that” thats raven and jackal and yes i am implying jackal runs up stairs on all fours

      THE MAD LADY MAY BE FILLED WITH NONSENSE,                                              BUT SHE’S STILL A GENIUS.

independent jackal from honkai impact. adopted by mak / kai.

BUZZFEED UNSOLVED: SUPERNATURAL SENTENCE STARTERS ( S1. )

❛ hey ghosts! tousle my hair! ❜ 

❛ will you haunt me for the rest of my life? ❜ 

❛ so — so this is just a bunch of hobos and rapscallions. ❜ 

❛ that’s not creepy? that didn’t make your spine tingle a little bit? ❜  

❛ I’m just gonna’ get the fuckin’ holy water. ❜ 

❛ hell is supposed to be an awful place, I image the place is terribly maintained. ❜ 

❛ fuck that demon, he’s white washing the history of this house.❜ 

❛ should we poke it with a stick? ❜ 

❛ I won’t argue that your logic is flawed. I just hate it because it’s detrimental to my argument. ❜ 

❛ oh shit, what up! I’m takin’ a selfie with some demons, yo! ❜ 

❛ jesus said chill. ❜ 

❛ you’re looking for me while grunting like a zombie! ❜ 

❛ they’re really just getting boned by fate right now. ❜ 

❛ gimme a little purple nerple or something, lets have some fun.❜ 

❛ holy shit balls! ❜ 

❛ why i’m walking here by my fuckin’ self is beyond me. ❜   

❛ I just love seein’ ya’ squirm! ❜ 

❛ well this seems all horrible and awful in general. ❜ 

❛ if you slit my throat tonight, I’m gonna have a hard time forgiving ya. ❜ 

❛ put it on wikipedia and lets leave. ❜ 

❛ I bet I could squeeze an apple till it exploded. ❜   

❛ here we go! rock and roll buckaroo! ❜ 

❛ you hear that in the distance? it’s the excuse train coming. ❜ 

❛ that demon’s racist! ❜ 

❛ those are some chunky paws on our daughter. ❜ 

❛ don’t be bruce willis from die hard. ❜ 

❛ your unrelenting skepticism is exhausting — it drains me of all happiness and energy, and I hope you know that. ❜ 

❛ I wanna see this girl eat some spiders. ❜ 

❛ that’s a real thing, pal. ❜ 

❛ — not jack nicholson, he was too cartoonish. ❜ 

❛ joke’s on them – no bed to shake. ❜ 

❛ he’s exactly what’s wrong with hollywood! ❜   

❛ my fuckin’ hard-on exploded. ❜ 

❛ ( wheeze ) ❜    

i just saw a picture of jackal and out loud i went “oh look at you you disgusting individual”

Send me what you think my muse would be like in bed and they’ll respond

honkai impact 3rd writing prompts.

“ but there are no ifs in this world. no one can change what’s already happened. ”

“ one’s life is promised inexhaustible possibilities—the people around them will change them and shape their lives. ”

“ hmm… but i think companionship is the best form of love. ”

“ the world will no longer be a pretty place. ”

“ the vileness of humanity is far more horrible than disasters. ”

“ if saving you is a sin, i’ll gladly become a sinner. ”

“ be brave and push on. you can still end this story the way you want. ”

“ damnit! you’re all a bunch of losers! ”

“ …do you live in hell? ”

“ why don’t you come closer and see for yourself whether i’m real or not? ”

“ ah, i missed this view. ”

“ i’ve been happy all along, how can i not be happy when you’re here? ”

“ i’m not doing this for you, i’m doing it for the truth. ”

“ …you’re particularly clingy today. ”

“ you don’t stand a chance, fool! ”

“ they never gave up, now i have to tell them that they made the right choice. ”

“ and yet you try to shoulder everything alone, even sacrificing your own life! ”

“ we were all failures. ”

“ so, lift your head and push forward! ”

“ i don’t even feel sad … just end this. ”

“ enough. why is it always like this? ”

“ ah… another year has passed. ”

“ enough talk. fight me. ”

“ now is the time to change the course of the wind. ”

“ you can’t run. “

“ time is the only resource i have left. ”

“ ugh. you need more sleep. ”

“ this is not the time for despair yet. ”

“ it’s too quiet… can you talk with me for a while? ”

“ good and evil coexists in everyone’s heart. ”

“ humanity exists to discover. ”

“ i’m not here for you. i’m here for the girls. ”

“ you cannot change this ugly world! ”

“ why is everyone around me even more annoying than i am. ”

“ i know one day we will see each other again. ”