My Appetite For Rejection Is Large But My Ability To Forgive Individual Rejectees Is Small. I Don’t

As I’m getting older I am losing the ability to invest super deeply in my partner’s hobbies. I am kinda mentally at capacity and we can either be on nodding terms about stuff we care about or we can miraculously be into the same things. No longer able to meet in the middle <3

I fully expected this purse to animate and get more detailed as I looked at it closer

I can say no at any point. That is what consent is about.

I drink diet coke as a way to feel something. Anything. Plastic aftertaste? Hell yeah.

I DIDNT WANT TO BE VULNERABLE AROUND YOU OK IM SORRY I DIDNT TRUST YOU

In person the zoomies on this sign are intense enough that I stopped in place and stared at this thing

High school taught me that im bad at writing essays. I guess that’s a skill i can choose to develop any time.

Isnt this just the nuclear waste problem but restated?

Ok, ok, hypothetical. You and your party have sealed the great evil demonlord in an amulet.

You are a canny adventurer, and have heard many a tale of artifacts like these that end in tragedy, either from some corruptive force emanating from them or some dickhead finding where the thing was hidden and breaking the demonlord free.

You're going to be smarter than those chumps. What do you do to safeguard the amulet and keep the evil sealed for good?

So afraid of posting because someone will see. Honestly, who will give a fuck

Snake constellations are so funny. Like yeah I could just connect any series of stars and call it a snake. Maybe the real hydra are the mistaken constellations we made along the way.

But also, hydra’s head is very pretty. I will admit this readily.