I DIDNT WANT TO BE VULNERABLE AROUND YOU OK IM SORRY I DIDNT TRUST YOU

In person the zoomies on this sign are intense enough that I stopped in place and stared at this thing

I can’t tell if loners are born or made

I drink diet coke as a way to feel something. Anything. Plastic aftertaste? Hell yeah.

Isnt this just the nuclear waste problem but restated?

Ok, ok, hypothetical. You and your party have sealed the great evil demonlord in an amulet.

You are a canny adventurer, and have heard many a tale of artifacts like these that end in tragedy, either from some corruptive force emanating from them or some dickhead finding where the thing was hidden and breaking the demonlord free.

You're going to be smarter than those chumps. What do you do to safeguard the amulet and keep the evil sealed for good?

I can say no at any point. That is what consent is about.

The axolotl by julio cortazar is just him predicting fictive like a century early. Cortazar is kinnie no 1. “Suddenly, I am the axolotl.” Maybe we could all learn a thing from him. Get off the internet, go to the zoo you fucking animals.

It’s ok to desire, says the imaginary person with the face of a boy I once loved way too much and drove away

My appetite for rejection is large but my ability to forgive individual rejectees is small. I don’t forgive you, and my memory is long. Sorry.

I fully expected this purse to animate and get more detailed as I looked at it closer

So afraid of posting because someone will see. Honestly, who will give a fuck