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i just want an episode where a bunch of pearls talk to each other so it’s like 5 minutes of deedee talking to herself in various voices


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me when i meet another lesbian

Me When I Meet Another Lesbian

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So Apparently There’s Been A Mini Drama Going On In The Fine Arts Building
So Apparently There’s Been A Mini Drama Going On In The Fine Arts Building

so apparently there’s been a mini drama going on in the fine arts building


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if u feel like u dont know what ur doing w ur life just remember that venus spins backwards and we dont even fuckin know why. just do whatever you wanna honestly

i hit the russian audio by mistake and they don’t seem to have quite had the budget for a full dub? instead they just had this kind, personable man repeat every line a second after the japanese audio plays.


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So I Heard Something About Sans In A Skeleton Kigu And I Just
So I Heard Something About Sans In A Skeleton Kigu And I Just
So I Heard Something About Sans In A Skeleton Kigu And I Just
So I Heard Something About Sans In A Skeleton Kigu And I Just
So I Heard Something About Sans In A Skeleton Kigu And I Just
So I Heard Something About Sans In A Skeleton Kigu And I Just

so I heard something about Sans in a skeleton kigu and I just


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periodical reminder that this is not the blog I use and in fact to keep up with the latest Communism Memes you should follow transmemesatan w/o the 5

I used to use “i-dont-use-this-blog-now” but 1) people still followed me on this blog + 2) it fucked w/ people’s tags so honestly,


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periodical reminder that this is not the blog I use and in fact to keep up with the latest Communism Memes you should follow transmemesatan w/o the 5

I used to use “i-dont-use-this-blog-now” but 1) people still followed me on this blog + 2) it fucked w/ people’s tags so honestly,

I thought you were better than this.

cool. i can’t find a pic of undyne wearing a down w/ cis shirt so instead here’s a pic of the time hatsune miku was on letterman

I Thought You Were Better Than This.

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periodical reminder that this is not the blog I use and in fact to keep up with the latest Communism Memes you should follow transmemesatan w/o the 5

I used to use “i-dont-use-this-blog-now” but 1) people still followed me on this blog + 2) it fucked w/ people’s tags so honestly,

periodical reminder that this is not the blog I use and in fact to keep up with the latest Communism Memes you should follow transmemesatan w/o the 5

I used to use “i-dont-use-this-blog-now” but 1) people still followed me on this blog + 2) it fucked w/ people’s tags so honestly,

Ok here I'll try better. Your fat lazy and most likely ugly. You shouldn't be proud you should be ashamed. Trans? You'll never be the gender you desire. You'll be a pathetic faux version made through surgical mutilation and hormones you have to take forever. Your nothing but another spoiled mentally ill malcontent american brat who would serve the world best if you killed yourself. so get to it freak.

Good job! This is vastly improved, 7/10 easy. Still a couple tips, though!

Don’t use weasel words like “most likely” ugly. Commit to your insults!

I literally despise the concept of authenticity and would jump at the opportunity to tear my body to shreds and be reborn as a fucked up demon, so like, being a “pathetic faux version made through surgical mutilation and medical treatment” actually isn’t too bad to me. You’d need to know me better to be aware of that, though, so it’s understandable.

I mean, I still don’t give a shit, but what matters is that this was a learning experience for you. :)

Your a fucking freak. A spoiled fat lazy freak. Try being what you are around muslims or your precious immigrants. You'd be beaten,raped or killed. Trying living here in europe dealing with these god damn animals every day with the prospect of even more of these assholes. You fucking retarded brats make me sick.

2/10. suggestions for improving your future hate messages:

calling someone a “fat, lazy freak” isn’t super effective if they are fully aware they are all three of those things

try appealing to my fears instead of yours. for example: darkness, slowly dying because I’m unable to find employment

dude, there’s plenty of “god damn animals” over here in america too! we colonized the place centuries ago! next time, do your research

combining personal attacks with feigned concern about What They’d Do To Me doesn’t work too well. pick one point and develop it further.

it’s okay, champ! you’ll get me next time!

infrastructure, education and "stability" are provided by the taxes you assholes keep doin' everything you can to get away from, dorkus

The richest people in our nation are the ones who provide the rest of us jobs, services, technology, education, infrastructure, convenience, stability and insurance.

Let’s stop demonizing them.


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Wikipedia, For Those Not Familiar, Is The Largest Online Encyclopedia. Think Cracked But With Slightly

Wikipedia, for those not familiar, is the largest online encyclopedia. Think Cracked but with slightly fewer fart jokes. Some people want that. Go figure. Despite being such an influential site, Wikipedia has fewer than 10 percent female editors. That leads to some strange problems. For example: The entries on porn stars and Pokemon are both more extensively detailed than the entries on prominent women. This page on American novelists is divided into “Female American Novelists” (for the women-folk) and “American Novelists” (for the men). They once removed all the female movie directors from their list of horror directors.

Basically, it seems like Wikipedia has some weird problems with regard to gender – so what’s up? Well, I was an editor from shortly after it was founded until just a couple of years ago. I am also a trans woman, and I can tell you exactly what’s up.

Wikipedia Hates Women: 4 Dark Sides of The Site We All Use


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every wikipedia entry for a comic book character is like

Classic Era: Professor Two-Apes was created when a bored alien glued two gorillas together with a magic rock. He later turned to evil when a colleague took credit for his research. In his debut appearance, Professor Two-Apes turned the Eiffel Tower into a banana.

Modern Era: Tu-Apes was the result of years of painful animal experimentation. He killed the doctor who created him, stole the blood-stained diploma off his wall, and now wears it around his neck. In the Conflagration crossover event, he was seen being beaten to death with one of his own spines. He was later resurrected by Satanists and currently suffers from a debilitating heroin addiction.


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every wikipedia entry for a comic book character is like

Classic Era: Professor Two-Apes was created when a bored alien glued two gorillas together with a magic rock. He later turned to evil when a colleague took credit for his research. In his debut appearance, Professor Two-Apes turned the Eiffel Tower into a banana.

Modern Era: Tu-Apes was the result of years of painful animal experimentation. He killed the doctor who created him, stole the blood-stained diploma off his wall, and now wears it around his neck. In the Conflagration crossover event, he was seen being beaten to death with one of his own spines. He was later resurrected by Satanists and currently suffers from a debilitating heroin addiction.


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i have formed the Bond of Matrimony with one of your hu-mon males, and thus enslaved him. j-just a Heterosexual Joke there, I haven't literally enslaved him with psychic powers, because I don't have those

“married to a male”

why do cis people talk like this its kinda creepy tbh

the driliad

the Iliad but Achilles is dril


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grinding your units in FEA so tipping the scales becomes more like:

Grinding Your Units In FEA So Tipping The Scales Becomes More Like:

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Neither Introvert Nor Extrovert, A Gross Medley That God Did Not Intend.

Neither introvert nor extrovert, a gross medley that God did not intend.

1. You enjoy talking to others, but sometimes find small talk draining, an insane contradiction that defiles the natural order.

2. Inside your chest beats a foul heart, pulsing with primal lust for both party and privacy! You are the cancerous chaos, a personality type that lays blight upon all creation.

3. The monstrosity that is you can enjoy the spotlight, like an extrovert, but you are not an extrovert. Merely a clever mimic that wears deceit like a second skin.

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When squad is roasting you but you have no comebacks


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We Live In The Absolute Worst Cyberpunk Future

we live in the absolute worst cyberpunk future


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#or at first they assumed they were magical items like the mirror or pillow #now im thinkin abt pearl grabbing a ring and asking 'ok this is pretty but what are its stats '#'im sorry?' #'what abilities does the ring possess flesh vessel'

What if the Gems walked into a jewelry store?

i think at this point the gems would come to terms with humans using items reminiscent of the slaughtered remains of their comrades as accessories 


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rottweilerprincess 回复了你的帖子 “i don’t “get” what makes this Jesus guy so great y’know?  Coupla…”

he had a good PR team + used the oppression of the Romans to associate himself and his movement with revolutionary ideals

really more an outside consultant (Paul of Tarsus) convinced the brand manager of Jesus’ estate (Joseph of Arimathea) to shift geographical focus and get a gentile audience.  Big hit, scores huge among the Romans who are into new religions, and Vriska (Vriska)


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