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I forgot there’s a musician named Shamir and briefly got excited assuming tumblr allows me to question a stone-eating worm from Jewish folklore
I forgot there’s a musician named Shamir and briefly got excited assuming tumblr allows me to question a stone-eating worm from Jewish folklore
If I pause it at the right place I can almost pretend that my blue angel is just wearing some thick blue oven mitts and isn’t suffering at the bottom of the ocean slowly losing her identity
lightning cloud
I used to use “i-dont-use-this-blog-now” but 1) people still followed me on this blog + 2) it fucked w/ people’s tags so honestly,
I used to use “i-dont-use-this-blog-now” but 1) people still followed me on this blog + 2) it fucked w/ people’s tags so honestly,
separation of snurch and snate
realtalk make a pact w/ me if i ever am like “yo im caught in a time loop” please believe me i promise i wont ever use it as a prank either like ive been watching a lot of tv shows and movies w/ fucking time loop plotpoints where one character knows it and if i ever become that person i want to not have to constantly prove it to them. just take it on honest that a magic or something happened.
I used to use “i-dont-use-this-blog-now” but 1) people still followed me on this blog + 2) it fucked w/ people’s tags so honestly,
I used to use “i-dont-use-this-blog-now” but 1) people still followed me on this blog + 2) it fucked w/ people’s tags so honestly,
I used to use “i-dont-use-this-blog-now” but 1) people still followed me on this blog + 2) it fucked w/ people’s tags so honestly,
I used to use “i-dont-use-this-blog-now” but 1) people still followed me on this blog + 2) it fucked w/ people’s tags so honestly,
I used to use “i-dont-use-this-blog-now” but 1) people still followed me on this blog + 2) it fucked w/ people’s tags so honestly,
I used to use "i-dont-use-this-blog-now" but 1) people still followed me on this blog + 2) it fucked w/ people's tags so honestly,
officialunitedstate replied to your post: HEY YOUNG PEOPLE: Stop living your lif...
who are you i dont remember following this
ahahaha. i've owned the great officialunitedstates dot tumblr dot com at last
cucumb-ler liked your post:this blog now redirects to my real blog. this post will only appear on the dash of my followers, and they may very well miss it considering it’s fairly late when I’m posting it. if you see this post - ephemeral and strange - you are blessed by good fortune
wh - how did you find this post goatboss. are you that powerful
*makes text post* *deletes text post 1 minute later* limited edition
come with me
and you’ll be
in a world
of
*・゜゚・* LoversOfLemonade’s blog giveaway! *・゜゚・*
I’ve been running this amazing blog for a while and up until recently I’ve realized lemonade wasn’t my calling — it’s limeade. i’m kidding i’m just too lazy to run this blog. fuck limeade
Rules:
Must be following my main blog(shameless self promo)
Must reblog this post to enter, likes do not count
Be active! You will have 2.6k followers who love lemonade to their heart’s content. don’t let ‘em down
I will message the winner and inform them on how to hand this wonderful blog over. Deadline is April 12th so reblog to enter for a chance to win!
i would like to thank my good friend nopholom who inspired this amazing joke
there's your answer, TREACHEROUS ANON
Whats ur fursona
Probably a panda, because I too am lazy, rotund and more interested in food than sex, not to mention the dark circles under my eyes
Kalos Gym Badge Set Giveaway
So these badges are a bit different from how I made the previous gym badges. I went for a more simple and larger design for ease of assembly. I hope they’re still to everyone’s liking! They’re available for purchase in my shop for preorders, but I’m giving you guys a chance to win a set here.
Prize:
1 winner will receive a set of Kalos gym Badges
Rules
Reblog this post once for an entry to win
Likes/Follows do not count, but appreciated
Giveaway ends February 27th 2014, Thursday at 11:59pm PST
Winners will be announced February 28th 2014,
Reblog or Espurr will unleash it’s wrath upon you!
Whenever I blog something here by accident, I delete it, even though I don't have to. Just as an act of spite.
BTW unfollow me you worthless piece of shit
guess who got his first inexplicable neofascist follower, friends
In yet another shocking example of a corporate giant exploiting its workers, employees of a New York City Domino’s claim they were fired from their delivery jobs after complaining to management about unfair wages. According to CBS, Domino’s said the delivery drivers worked extended hours inside the restaurant, but still for less than minimum wage — and without tips. Following a meeting with management about the issue, 24 employees were terminated. Currently, the employees receive $6.00 an hour plus tips just to scrape by. (more—->)