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sn0wbro: I’VE COME TO MAKE A DECREE KING PRIDEMOOR IS A BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER, He pissed on my fucking mom. That’s right, he took his royal dick out and he said his dick was “THIS BIG”, and i say that’s discusting. So i’m making a callout post on my twitter.com. King Pridemoor, you have a small dick, it’s the size of Tinker Knight excpet way smaller and guess what, this is how my dong looks like! *PWOOOSH!!* That’s right baby, all gold, no relics, look at that it looks like 2 orb and a shovel. He fucked my mom so guess what, i’m gonna fuck the valley. This is what you get, MY SUPER GOLDEN PISS!! Except that i’m not gonna piss on the valley, i’m gonna go higher! I’m pissing on the MOOOOON!! How you like that Cardia, i pissed on the moon you IDIOT! You have 23 hours before the piss DROPLETS, hit the fucking valley, now get out of my sight before i piss on you too!
I’VE COME TO MAKE A DECREE
KING PRIDEMOOR IS A BITCH ASS MOTHER FUCKER,
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“-I like shorts, they’re comfy and easy to wear.” This is an old drawing of Splah my Vaporeon oc doing that cursed phrase but about shorts.🩳
HELP I-😭 I DECIDED TO WEAR A PROSHIP SHIRT IN SCHOOL AND THE BOYS YELLED "WOW PROSHIP!" AND I INTRODUCED MYSELF(I have a proship voice lol) AND THEY ALL STARTED SHARING THEIR PROSHIP OTPS😭😭
Can you believe it guys? Deltarune, just 63 tomorrows away! Deltarune is in 63 tomorrows! Woo-hoo! I am so happy about this information. Deltarune, just 63 tomorrows away. Oh wow. Can you believe it? Deltarune, just in 63 tomorrows! It got here so fast. Deltarune, just 63-
Rick&Morty Copypasta but FRESH
To be fair, you have to have a very high amount of coolness to understand Fresh. His humor is xtremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of 90s stereotypes most o the jokes will go over an unrad broseph's head. There's also Fresh's radtacular outlook, which is wickedly woven into his characterization - his personal philosophy draws heavily from 90s PSAs, for instance. The coolkids understand this stuff; they have the wicked cool ability to truly appreciate the sicknastiness of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funky fresh- they say something deep about LYFE. As a gnarly consequence people who dislike Fresh truly ARE uncool- of course they wouldn't all up n' appreciate, for instance, the humor in Fresh's righteous catchphrase "Wiggidy wiggidy whatsup" which itself is a cryptic reference to The Fresh Prince of Bel Air. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those unfresh sinners scratching their heads in confusion as Crayon Queen's genius unfolds itself on their computer screens. What totally unfunky fools... how I pity them. And yes by the way, I DO have a Fresh tattoo. And no, you cannot just up n' see it. It's for the ladies' and radlads' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within the amount of freshalicious swag points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
The “Kubrick Stare” is one of Stanley Kubrick’s most recognizable directorial techniques, a method of shot composition where a character stares at the camera with a forward tilt, to convey to the audience that the character in question is at the peak of their derangement.
