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Not every sketch is a winner. Will revisit this. #fridakalho #art #badart #fuckedup #sketch #sketchbook #stillmanandbirn #watercolors #acrylic #schminke
Do u guy's ever realise that divorce is basically based on
De Morgan's law.
Name a more iconic
I'll wait.
Today I was going downhill a street and a crow's ass started laughin at me "hahaha u virgin ass" so I grabbed him and started fuckng him. After our crowy lovemaking he looked at me said " I am a guy dude" and I was startled. The crow laughing again said back to me "hahaha motherfucker u gay" .
So I am now fucking his crow wife.
How's ur night going fellas???
The only difference between Ellen and Instagram is the number of viewers.
Extreme Existential Crisis
Do I even own myself???
Man if I had any money.
Give up and then get back up and then again give up.
Y'all motherfuckers on Instagram need to stop posting posts with moaning porn noises.
Seriously none of us accept that we are scrolling down a video of spongebob and Patrick while unmuted and I hear a woman moaning in front of my family.
Fuck y'all.
Mark my words.
My mother said that ur phone is not going to feed u anything . Start studying.
I ordered a salad on uber eats.
U know u could totally fool someone by replacing the graphite lead inside a pencil with a refill of a pen and make it appear like u r writing with a pencil when u r really writing with a pen. Or vice versa.
This is exactly we enjoy making forts with our pillows and also love being in a closed tent.
Fuck me.
Holy shit
Holy fucking shit. The reason we avoid the lines when walking on the road is because we share the same genes with cats and therefore also like fucking spacial boundaries.
Basically we all are cats in other form.
Remember how Mark ruffalo stuck a poker card in Jesse’s pockets. In that situation how the fuck did he keep it l. I would probably throw it away. How the fuck do u check the pockets so much?
Holy shit
Holy fucking shit. The reason we avoid the lines when walking on the road is because we share the same genes with cats and therefore also like fucking spacial boundaries.
Basically we all are cats in other form.
Holy shit
Holy fucking shit. The reason we avoid the lines when walking on the road is because we share the same genes with cats and therefore also like fucking spacial boundaries.
Basically we all are cats in other form.
Have you ever seen a post so weird yet u can still relate????
Me after I get a job
Friend (flexing on me ):- I have a job at a world automotive leader jaguar with a pay u can't even imagine. My company is so big that I have to take cabs to exit. We build the biggest cars and are world leaders.
Me:- listen up fuckdick I have a job at a company which is so bigger than urs than u can even imagine, whenever people visit me they are happier than a new born potato and are daily willing to visit me.
Friend:- cool which company do u work for?
Me:- MacDonalds
Tell me one thing if I was born on the border line of north and south Korea which country I would be exactly part of ???
Will Tumblr ever stop showing me tiddy ads????????
So Tumblr showed me this ad .
Seriously wtf.
I am done.
I am done.
Actually that'll revive my stress
So Tumblr showed me this ad .
Seriously wtf.
I am done.
I am done.
Technically on a molecular level there is no difference between u and a plastic bag.U both contain the same elements . So if Katy Perry says "do u ever feel like a plastic bag" now u know....
MY SISTER SNITCHED ON MY DAD CUZ SHE SAW MY WRISTS
I lied and told her it was only there and only once a week for a couple months...
She fucking believed me...
"You tell dad or I will"
"Okay, I will. I just need some time"
LITERALLY THE NEXT FUCKING DAY SHE SNITCHES
Fucking bitch stay out of my life. The reason I started cutting was because of you! You havent been around for YEARS. You have a new family and you fucking left me and I'm fine with that. Dont fucking come around now and pretend were actually good. DONT PRETEND ITS OKAY FOR YOU TO GIVE ME AN ULTIMATUM AND NOT EVEN GIVE ME A FUCKING CHANCE
IM DOING JUST FINE BITCH LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE. AND WHEN I TELL YOU WHY I DO IT AND WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED DONT GO ON A 15 MINUTE SPEECH ABOUT HAVING A RELATIONSHIP WITH JESUS AND HOW GAY PEOPLE ARE GOING TO HELL
I'm sorry, did I fucking say I was gay? DID I SAY I WATCH PORN?
No. No I didnt. I said that I feel alone and that i want to kill myself and this was helping me
AND I SAID I KNOW ITS A BAD COPING MECHANISM BUT DID I ASK YOUR OPINION?!
THIS IS EXACTLY MY FUCKING POINT. Bitch. Stop putting fucking words in my mouth.
Imma kill someone, myself or her🤷♀️
Fuck off, Karen.
I'm remembering shit I dont want to, and I'm feeling shit I dont want to.