U can't travel to the past but remember u are travelling to the future.
Just overheard a conversation between a professor and a boy.
Professor (laughing):- These hollow pipes are used for blowing air.
Boy :- And mine is used for blowjobs.
Professor :- It is so sad that ur mother didn't do that job correctly otherwise you wouldn't be here.
Burn.
Do I even own myself???
Why does it look like that the guinea pig is pissing in the galaxy?????
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If u were bald technically u could calculate the amount of hair on ur head.
My mother said that ur phone is not going to feed u anything . Start studying.
I ordered a salad on uber eats.