Itachi X Reader - Blog Posts
$50
Rich Bf/ Itachi x Black/Chubby Reader
' 60% OFF SALE AT FASHION NOVA SUMMER DEALS FOR THE HOES!"
Summer deals for the hoes??? Now Fashion Nova play too much I thought as I scrolled down the site on my iPad, hitting the flashing sign on my screen. Endless amounts of outside and summer outfits littered my screen...but that's no sale! $30 for a 2-piece top and bottom!? Yes, it gave brunch or mimosas at the beach but still, it only 10% off but, I tap my size and the color and continued adding endless amount of clothes, shoes, and earrings into my cart.
' Tachi gon whoop my ass after this one..' I thought when reviewing my entre cart, Itachi loves it when I spoil myself or put a dent in his wallet but, lately he's told me to spend a little less, I understand it thought I filled up my walk in closet to the max and my shoes is practically covering the wall; when I walk into the closet you'll think it's a mall just full of outfits from the summer time to winter chic to spring flings etc. I delete a few items the cart only depleting by a smidge, I look down at the price...a whopping $640.87 but, I got free shipping! I open my cashapp my balance is $800 buttt I could ask tachi to give me just a bit more, right? I bite my nails and think should I order it with my money and be an independent baddie on a budget? Or be a baddie with a walking wallet on her with no budget? As I think I hear the door open.
" Baby? Com'er for a second"
' Tachi's home!' I thought as I put on my Ugg slippers and went quickly down the stairs, Itachi now sitting on the couch with his glass of whiskey and his computer; I tip-toe behind him and cover his eyes with a childish giggle.
" Guess Who?" I say with a smile, he chuckles and hums for a second.
" Hm? Is it my wonderful reader?"
" No, it your wonderful, gorgeous, beautiful, breath taking, sexy, darling reader"
He just chuckled and kissed my hand as I come around to sit beside him, my plush thighs connecting with his when he lifts my legs onto his thig and rubs my calf. I lean closer a give him a peck whispering a welcome home from his long day at work. He kisses me back and he tells me about work, his eyes now calmer and less tense. We talk about what we have planned for the week and other things that came into our brains.
" Darling, have you did what I asked of you for today?"
Shit! I forgot, Itachi told me to try to clean out one side of my closet so I can have a tidy area for the rest of the year so going bit by bit I did see some shoes I didn't like but, I didn't donate them or threw them away NO! I put them in the attic because I couldn't let them go to waste! What if pink Chanel come back in style and I can just bring the whole collection back? Through my inner turmoil Itachi watches me with a black expression as I awkwardly try to explain.
" Well, I did clean out some but, I got tired, so I took a nap, then I made me a little snack for the hour because I only ate a bagel and-"
" So, you didn't clean out much?"
" It's progress...You just have to lean into it! See if you look at it from my point of view it very hard for a girl to get rid of -"
" So, you didn't clean, nor have you gotten rid of anything dear?"
I just sighed and nodded, putting my head down and looking away. Itachi sighs and lifts my chin up and kisses my lips.
" Let's see how much you've done then we can go on from there hm?"
" But! You've been at work all day, Tachi! It wouldn't be fair to let you help my mess."
" Nonsense dear, up now let's see what 'progress' you've made"
He airs quotes progress and picks me up from the couch onto my feet and walks to our bedroom while I slowly walk behind him, he's too calm...like Itachi would never hurt me but, he doesn't do the not listening thing. When me and Tachi first started this, he set clear rules that disrespect and disobedience would come with spanking, a short allowance, and no sex for week or 2 months depending on what I did, usually I'm a peach! only go punished a few times when I got a bit too bold with him. As I finally gotten into our room, he's standing there with a disappoint look.
" Only five pairs of shoes are in a box and two tops darling? This looks like 30 minutes of work-"
" Actually, an hour! It would hard because I love the leather heels but, they kind of hurt my feet but it's my only pair of leather heels I mean, I do have dark denim thigh highs but, they aren't giving the way those heels did, so I did a process and-"
" Darling."
I stopped talking and looked at his stern face, he sits on the bed and pats his thigh, and takes the band from his long hair down and loosens his tie.
" How many you think hm?"
" How many what?"
" You know what baby don't act dumb, unless you are as dumb as I thought.
My legs tighten as I try to explain how I should get away from this one punishment ranging from pleas to bargains but, Tachi just shakes his head and pats his thigh again.
" Not going to say it again baby, you've got 10 seconds before it 30 spankings and no cumming till the entire closet is clean."
He started counting and I quickly bend over his lap.
" Please me gentle Tachi" I said small and meek
" No promises my angel"
*SMACK!*
*After her ass got tore up*
" Your going to listen to me more hm?"
" Yes sir.."
" Good, now tomorrow I'm off I'm going to help you clean out some of it okay baby?"
I just nod snuggling into him, he tore my ass up and then gon try to be all loving after? Thats real bipolar but, whatever; I grab my phone from the table and see the sale is almost over.
" Tachi?"
" Hm?"
" Can I borrow $50?"
He looks down at me with one eye and I show him the sale, he rolls his eyes and pats my head.
" Later dear, go to sleep"
I nod, shutting down my hand and climbing on top of his thin frame hold his shoulders and laying my head on his chest.
" Night Tachi"
" Night baby"
..." Can I borrow $50-"
"No"
A.N: ( Im back like crack! Yall tis was my mannnn back in 89' like when I tell you he was BAD! He was, and yall I've been so tired like I tried to write but I couldn't so I'm post more now that I'm motivated.)
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helloooo! apparently tags aren't working for me so Ima do a test hehe
YANDERE’S COMFORTING THEIR PARTNER
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#SYNOPSIS— general headcanons of yandere comforting their partner
#WARNING(s)—stalking, unhealthy obsession
( Itachi Uchiha || Deidara )
You were his beloved. Someone he truly loved and cherished and wouldn’t trade for the world. He knew your little ticks and what would make you twitch. He knew when you were sad and when you were happy. He understand you far more than anyone else ever could, even you. He takes great pride in such a thing, sure others would be fooled by your calm collective exterior but not him. No—never him. Every little twitch, every blink or eyes vacant lost in thought he’s got the idea that’s something happened, something is wrong. And he’ll figure it out one way or another. He’s not a very communicative man so his gestures of love would be acts of services or lending an ear to your troubles.
He would sit down with you, patiently and quietly. Placing down a nice cup of warm tea for you to drink. He’ll ask questions, questions that aren’t even tune with the subject you were bothered with. He’ll coax you into a false sense of security before cooling and striking. His words would be coated with honey, but the undertone would have a silver snakes tongue. The conversation would taken an unexpected twist, his charcal eyes narrowing down at you. Eyes flickering red as he progressed your words. He’ll make sure to get rid of the problem, he’ll make sure your happy and content with your life next to him. But there’s always the probability where you decide to keep your mouth shut and refuse to touch the subject. Believe him, he has other ways to make sure your babbling by the end of the night.
This man won’t notice at the beginning, it’ll take him a few days to understand somethings wrong before finally taking action. Unlike him you manage to have a collective exterior, able to control your feelings/emotions something that he can’t possibly do. He’s not someone to settle down and sit to talk about your problems. Instead he’ll try little tricks and trinkets to bring back your smile. It’ll start of with him creating small clay animals and exploding them, perhaps even creating a small play where they each explode in a tragic end.
If it helps in any way he’ll bully Tobi and cause chaos among the Akatsuki hideout.He’ll even bother Sasori just for the hell of it. He wants to see you smile, it doesn’t matter if he looks like a complete fool while doing it. He’ll buy dango along with other sweet treats. All that matters is you and your well being. He’ll grin, munching on dango as he talked about his day, he wants to get your mind off what’s bothering you, in no way would someone/something else have your attention. Only he can have such a delicacy of your gaze upon him.
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Continuing their Legacy
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→ Fugaku Uchiha
asking for a divorce
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→ Óbito Uchiha
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→ Shisui Uchiha
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→ Itachi Uchiha
Comforting their partner
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