Wait, s/o taking Scara and Xiao to a family gathering for the first time. And s/o is Making Xiao/scara a plate. And s/o's mom is like "aww, well who is this?" And Her cousins start flocking around them And S/o is like "oh, right, hun, meet my family." And then she turns and Just goes. "Family, meet my precious little Kitty meow meow." And then proceeds to put her hands on her knees and starts baby-talking the shit outta him, just because S/o is taller than Him.
scaramouche x reader | xiao x reader (separate)
A/N; Ok this fic did not turn out like the ask, I just went off of what i remembered. so sorry but i’m way too lazy and tired to re start this took so long, Hopefully this is good enough 😢
summary—> reader babying on scara and xiao during a family gathering.
warning(s)/genre—> Fluff, slight cursing in scara’s, no pronouns mentioned for the reader. (scara’s part is a little short)
Xiao;
was against going to this family reunion with you. He complained on why he had to attend with you, and why you couldn’t go alone to see YOUR family.
Holding up your hand with the wedding band on it, and telling him how he’s now part of your family convinced him enough.
It was a long journey to fontaine, but you both made it in one piece.
Holding his hand, walking to the location, everyone turned their heads, all attention was now on you and your adepti husband.
waving your free hand and greeting everyone, your other hand occupied by your husbands, everyone turned their heads, excitingly greeting you and calling out your name, hugs were given and received. A bunch of questions where asked until one of your close cousins squealed,
“O M G!! Y/N!! Is this xiao!? YOUR HUSBAND!!?? he’s much shorter then expected !” she screamed out, bouncing on her heels, everyone started swarming, talking about his height, and comparing it to yours. which he absolutely hated, but tried not to burst in front of your loved ones.
You smile, turning to xiao and bending down a bit, squishing and pulling his cheeks, “yes he is!! my wittle’ adorable husband, the best partner I could ever ask for! yes he is!” you babied him, giggling, getting a couple laughs from others.
Xiao’s face was heating up, out of anger, embarrassment, and because you complimented him. He squirms and manages to swat your hands away, “stop that.” he says sternly, “aww your so cute when your embarrassed, aren’t you? cutie cutie” still toying with him, he gives her a small glare that tells you to knock it off or he’ll explode, you finish with the teasing, patting his head.
Turning to your family, finally answering their question; “yes! this is my husband, Xiao.” you hold out your hand with the ring on it and smirk, “officially off limits, hehe”
Scaramouche;
You had to drag him to your family reunion. Physically drag him because he refused to go
complained threw the whole trip about how this is a waste of time
deep down he was just angry and scared of your family not liking him. (and him not liking your family)
immediately everyone went quiet and looked at you guys, especially scara, because they’ve never seen anyone like him before.
They all just looked, whispering amongst themselves, “that’s they’re new boyfriend..?” “why does he look so angry..” “..He’s one of the fatui harbingers, isn’t he?” “are you sure? he’s rather short..”
“Ahem..” you cough in to your hand to get everyone’s attention, “this is my boyfriend ! scaramouche, say hii” you ruffle his hair and talk in a babyish tone, “come on scara! you can do it, say hi to the nice people~” you squish his cheeks but he’s quick to smack your hand away, “fuck off” he huffs and turns his head, cheeks tinted red in embarrassment. you giggle and turn your attention to your family members, “don’t mind him, he’s just in a grumpy mood, he didn’t have his nap~” he snaps his head around glaring daggers at you, but you pay no mind. “Your obnoxious.” you hum in acknowledgment, “You don’t say that when we’re-“ “-OK OK” his cheeks are red and he looks down.
You wrap your arm around his and peck his forehead, then his cheek, then his lips. “alright, I won’t bug you anymore, cutie.”
8:18 pm 9/22/2021
Okay wait. Imagine Scara and xiao being interviewed with they're s/o and the interviewer asks the boys "What's your position around the house." And before they can answer, they're s/o just goes "Being submissive and breedable, Next." That's my Request 💀💀
scara + xiao x reader (separate)
summary—> your at an interview and your boyfriend gets asked “what’s your role in the house?”
warning(s)/genre: fluff, kind of suggestive? modern AU. Gn!reader, cursing
A/N; this was so fun to write, this was the best request ever. I hope this is fine! I liked the request, but didn’t really have an idea on how to write it. I hope this is good enough!
Xiao;
Both you and xiao are pop Idols, one of the most famous idol couples in the community.
you got invited to an interview about your jobs, and your relationship. which you gladly accepted.
You had to drag xiao on to the plane to come. (he doesn’t like interviews, especially about his personal life)
You both agreed not to share too much personal information. wanting to keep it private, just for you and xiao. and maybe some close friends.
“welcome! the ever so famous couple: Xiao and Y/n, how are you this evening?”
“We’re doing good! the flight wasn’t too bad, xiao took a nap so he should be fine for this short interview” you smile, taking xiao’s hand in yours as he huffs and blushes.
“I see! It’s great that the flight went well. Ready for Q&A time?”
“of course.” “let’s get this over with.”
After a flood of questions from your fans, finally getting to the last one!
“last one, ready?”
“yup!” you cheer, and xiao nods his head, rubbing circles on to your hand.
“Alrighty, anonymous asks: “Xiao, what’s your role at home?”
Before your boyfriend can even answer the question himself, you jump in cutting him off, “being submissive and breedable.”
Xiao’s head whips to you, Face covered in red blush. “y/n!”
You and the interviewer are giggling while xiao is having a mini panic attack, questioning his life choices. Head in hands trying to cover the blush on his face.
“Well that was sure a great way to hit off this interview! Thank you for coming here today, y/n and xiao!”
Scaramouche;
Your boyfriend is a popular gamer, and he decided to go to vidcon this year
in which you tagged a long, including some of his friends decided to join (childe, dottore, signora) much to his disliking
Scara was on a panel, inviting you to sit with him because he didn’t trust you to be anywhere other then beside him.
It was a panel with other youtubers/twitch streamers, including childe and dottore
After dottore finished talking about what his channel was about (building/experiments, kinda like mattpat) Childe decided to tease scara a bit, with you in on a prank ofc.
Childe, turning to where you and scara sat on the furniture on stage, he smiled, “hey Y/N, why don’t you answer a question.”
“Me? oh, uhm sur-“
“Absolutely not.” scara cuts you off, “I don’t trust you enough to ask them a question, what if you set them up.” he huffs crossing his arms.
already knowing he was gonna say this, childe counters his argument “well, then why don’t you answer the question” he has a sneaky grin on his face.
he sighs, and rolls his eyes. “fine, whatever, what’s the damn question.”
“well, one of your fans asked, ‘what’s your role at the house?”
“what?” he scoffs, “example?”
“scara, honey, they mean like being a house wife, male wife, etc-“ you explain for him.
“-what kind of question is that? ugh, if you have to know it’s-“ it’s your turn to cut him off,
with a mischievous grin on your face you put a hand over your boyfriend’s mouth and yell, “being submissive and breedable!” you giggle as your boyfriend yanks your hand off his mouth and covers yours
“WHAT THE FUCK?!”
childe and dottore are laughing their asses off, the fans are screaming and laughing, clapping at your courage to yell that out.
“I’m not taking you to vid con anymore.”
“but this was my first time!”
“and your last.”
you get up from your seat, “well atleast i’m not submissive and breedable, scara.” you giggle and dash off the stage before he can grab you.
he’s internally dying.
11:35 am 9/11/2021
hello!! I have a head cannon about you and xiao going to the mall together, both of you have similar tastes in clothes you both shop at hot topic, spencer’s and stores that have similar items, one day you and xiao are in the mall and you drag him into one of those photo booth things, my imagination stopped halfway through this so continue it how you please!!
xiao x reader
summary—> after a long day of shopping you goof around in the photo booth with your boyfriend
warning(s)/genre—> pronouns not mentioned,fluff. Modern AU
A/N; sorry this took so long! this is a little short but I hope you enjoy. I also haven’t been in a photo booth sense i was like 5 or 6 😢 man i miss these things.
you and xiao were walking out of spencer’s, when you spot a photo booth across from the store in the corner. Hooking your arm around his you start to drag him over towards it.
“Look! xiao, a photo booth!” you smile wide, you haven’t seen one sense you were little; you couldn’t wait to try it out with your boyfriend.
You settle down in the booth, “oo, what kind of pictures should we take?” turning to your boyfriend, but before he would answer the numbers are counting down and your lips are pressed against his, with your hand on his chest and his hand on your cheek.
There’s a flash and a click, you pull away seeing the blush tinted across his face, “you always seem to catch me off guard..” he says, scooting you close to him, starting the count down. “xiao-“ your cut off with giggles and laughter as he tickles you with a small mischievous smile on his face. Once the flash and click goes by, h stops letting you breath. “ok, fair enough, that’s fair” you wheeze out and smile. “next one!” you grab one of the huge hats from the costume bin at the bottom and place it on his head, starting the camera and you pull at both his cheeks making him form a funny face. Flash and click
“Haha, you look funny in this one! i like it.” you giggle, he pouts at the ridiculous face you made him make. “one more?” he asks, and you nod. “what should we do for the last one?” you think, before your ripped from your thoughts as xiao lifts you on to his lap. “how about just a normal one?” he digs his face in to your neck and you smile, starting the count down you run your fingers threw his hair and smile.
Flash, Click.
The two of you climb out of the booth, jumping up in down waiting for the two copies of the pictures. They pop out of the machine and you yoink them, handing one to xiao as you admire the one you have. “aah! I love it! we look so cute, aren’t you glad I dragged you in to this?” you smirk. Xiao smiles at the pictures and nods “very glad” wrapping his hand in yours and kisses your cheek.
8:23 am 9/06/2021